{"id":1595,"date":"2025-11-12T22:05:58","date_gmt":"2025-11-13T04:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1595"},"modified":"2025-11-12T22:05:58","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T04:05:58","slug":"thieves-guild-11-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2025\/11\/12\/thieves-guild-11-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Thieves Guild, 11\/12"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“I don’t know how you’d play a selkie without being a bard.”
“Yeah, but all your songs would be ” seal noises<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I don’t know how you’re writing a quote for that; it’s not going to work without the hands.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Orphanages are just\u2026 shops, right? Where you go to buy orphans?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“No, he’s – oh, you do understand!”
“I do understand. That’s why I changed the word deliberately.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“And I am incapable of lying.”
“The universe has never heard such a whopper.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I’m going to build a fighter with intelligence.”
“I just want to play a horse that drowns people.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Let’s not limit ourselves to judges.”
“That was an example.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“With quotes around trustworthy. It’s for emphasis.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“She is well.”
“But cursed?”
“What?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“We went from teeth to maw pretty quickly.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“I heard blue eyes and teeth – I have blue eyes and teeth.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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