“Yes, because you had your own personal mission to go kill some werewolves, and now we have more than we started with.”
“Ah, ah, ah. Not true.”
“OK, we have more than we knew we had when we started.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Just don’t go by the crematorium.”
“That’s a whole other kind of snowman.”
“That has more man than snow in it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Does my apartment have windows?”
“No, it has MacOS.”
“No, but it’s already dual-partitioned.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I can make any attempt to smother me really uncomfortable for her. One word: mommy.”
“Funny, I pay extra for that.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You’re gonna steal a picture of their face and stick it in your bathroom, so don’t fucking tell me about identifiable!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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