“As me why the codpiece. Because if he tracks us down, I’ll be able to kick him in the dick.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Which we have avenged slightly today.”
“I just wish I could have gotten the codpiece off faster.”
“That’s what she said.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I got a twelve! Based on a 13! I’m just excited because it’s double digits!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m not gonna put it there either! We’re not gonna plague the god of spiders!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“There’s no money in it, but there’s more pussy than Frank Sinatra.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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