{"id":1606,"date":"2026-02-04T19:27:55","date_gmt":"2026-02-05T01:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1606"},"modified":"2026-02-18T22:00:49","modified_gmt":"2026-02-19T04:00:49","slug":"thieves-guild-2-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2026\/02\/04\/thieves-guild-2-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Thieves’ Guild, 2\/4"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

“\u2026Was it a familiar-looking were-jackal?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Tastes like jackal.”
“Tastes different from the outside.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Don’t lick the dude’s hair. Just saying, that’s not going to make the impression you think you’re going to make.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Does it zap you when you lick it?”
“I’m not going to lick the sword; that’s weird!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“How much money have I give you guys recently?”
“Yeah, but we’re not putting it on the roof!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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