“I thought my note said ‘there’s a mysterious jackal-twat’\u2026”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Don’t worry, we’re going to get farther into this and my dice are going to betray me horribly.”
“Or mine.”
“Embrace the healing power of ‘and.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I heard there was this thing called ‘baths.’ I’m looking into it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’m just trying to stand up for someone that doesn’t stand very tall.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You are going the wrong fucking way. In both north-south dimension, east-west dimenstion, and in time.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But I didn’t get pickpocketed!”
“The dude made a pocket in you!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“No, that’s when I’m dead and in the ring that I’ll tell you you need better shoes.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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