{"id":1627,"date":"2026-04-29T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2026-04-30T00:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=1627"},"modified":"2026-08-05T19:48:33","modified_gmt":"2026-08-06T00:48:33","slug":"thieves-guild-4-29","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2026\/04\/29\/thieves-guild-4-29\/","title":{"rendered":"Thieves&#8217; Guild, 4\/29"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Not all squiggles are writing!&#8221;<br>&#8220;I know. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m asking him! You&#8217;re unreliable.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;It might be too much, but you guys are going to be wise and powerful &#8211; &#8220;<br>&#8220;We&#8217;re still going to be us! We&#8217;re the problem!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;7!&#8221;<br>&#8220;I beat that with the number on the die.&#8221;<br>&#8220;I mean, technically so did I\u2026&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;Every character has the same flaw: these four idiots.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I tried to collapse this universe and all I got was this hernia.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Not all squiggles are writing!&#8221;&#8220;I know. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m asking him! You&#8217;re unreliable.&#8221; &#8220;It might be too&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-1627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dungeons-and-dragons-5e-2024-edition","tag-guild-of-thieves","wpcat-51-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1627"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1628,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627\/revisions\/1628"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}