“It’s a burden being smart. People ask you what to do, and you’re like ‘stabbings?'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Oh, it’s a temple now! Interesting.”
“That’s what I’d call my opium den. For tax purposes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“But the attack is coming from the outside!”
“Yes, I am.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Stairs?”
“Harem.”
“Fuck.”
“No.”
“Wrong door.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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