“Unless you have an eighteen-block.”
“It’s just a double-wide, ok?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why does this not sound familiar? I’ve been here the whole game!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“It just makes it more awkward if I know about the tree before I enter it.”
“I prefer my trees to be anonymous.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is why we can’t have nice things.”
“These ARE the nice things!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We’re involved in a lot of fires we didn’t start.”
“That were started by librarian skulls.”
“\u2026That is a theme, yeah.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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