“We didn’t hide it the first time! It went walkabout, and we had to bury an effigy because that’s all we had.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“See, purple and green go together. Who knew?”
“Yeah.”
“So you knew?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“How do you know it’s not the same pocket?”
“We spent hours reaching around in – never mind.”
“I was wearing mine as a jock strap while we were doing this. ‘No, keep reaching deeper!'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I’ve reached into the bag; the normal calipers are fine.”
“No, normal calipers are not big enough for my ego, sir.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“We should probably go check that out. You know, far be it from us to have a task and get distracted from it when another task presents itself.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Are we hiring a tailor or are we kidnapping a tailor? Or does it depend on how it goes?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Look, I’m not one to completely overstep a trap\u2026 I usually step right on it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This might be my fault.”
“What did you do?”
“Helped.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I mean, he’s saying the things I would have said if I weren’t an asshole.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I have exactly one heal, and it has his name on it. It’s called ‘heal Darryl’s character.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Excuse me, is that food for\u2026 everybody?”
“Not if you’re slow, brother.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why put a pool in the middle of the floor if you’re not gonna put your feet in it?”
“Scrying?”
“Well, they can scry my nasty toes.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Wait, can you just put a note in there and ask for things?”
“Well, he can’t.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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