“You, boy, carry this bag for me – it’s too heavy!”
“What’s in that bag? A ladder?”
“No, that’s the other bag.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“The pangolin looks at you like, ‘You want me to take care of this, boss? They both have kneecaps.'”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You don’t want to be part of the cuddle interrogation?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Being completely honest, it’s probably pretty clear from my face that something has changed.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“So you don’t get blood on your sheets.”
“Oh, that blood is from several combats ago. It is sold-solid.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This feels slightly less successful than our other successful quests.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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