“Besides, we have to make sure the fight starts.”
“That’s a good plan. I like this plan.”
“I’m pretty sure that’s the plan we came in here with.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Because we’re learning lessons here.”
“Are we?”
“No, because we’re back in this fucking library again.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
” – Coating his breastplate in rime. Thick frost.”
“I didn’t think it was sick beats.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
+1 AC, half damage I would have taken as long as 60ft from Lucian<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why is this place full of HOLES?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“This is like the fourth building we’ve set on fire.”
“To be fair, we’re not starting them.”
“No, we’re not starting them. We’re just the target of the fire.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You slept with his mother? You are a brave dwarf.”
“I’m still trying to parse whether he’s talking to the undead thing or the paladin…”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“If you’re attacking armor class, you need to roll really well.”
“Nat 20.”
“That’ll do it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That fire you could have taken half of? I could have just misty stepped and taken none of it. So we’re both morons.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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