“And then we kill them.”
“For their crimes?”
“For getting caught.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I am not hungry.”
“Then why did you steal bread?”
“It was a bad metaphor.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“250 gold for… each of us?”
“Yes.”
“For each child.”
“Yes.”
“Do you have any other children who are missing…?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I wonder how much money they took with them. Rich kids don’t know how to count; they just have a pocket full of money.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“I spent quite a bit of that conversation being aghast at what you were saying.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Take shorter steps.”
“I cannot. If my legs were any shorter, they would not touch the ground.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why are you splitting the party this quickly?”
“It’s 10 feet!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“That’s stupid.”
“That’s stupid, and not in a fun way. Which we’d be cool with.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“What does that go to?”
“The water closet.”
“That’s what I was going to say! The room with the water!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“He speaks Tumeric, right? He should know all about spices.”
“Not anymore! Now I speak draconic.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“You have saved me from this rat. I will forever be in your debt, until I decide that I am no longer in your debt.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Is that duct tape?”
“We do not share my secrets here.”
“It’s a piece of cloth with slug glue on it, right?”
“It’s a secret unguent.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Smells like food.”
“It smells like rot!”
“Desperate times.”
“We’ve been in here for two hours!”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
“Why do you have a bag of goo? Do I want to know?”
“No.”
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