“Basically, everything’s going to have this horrible burning sensation…”<\/p>\n
\n“Is it a… historic… yell?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, Ben Franklin would fit into Knowledge: HIstory.\u00a0 But you’re not being attacked by a 50-foot Ben Franklin.”<\/p>\n
“That’s Whore Mountain… that’s Whore Mountain… That’s Whore Valley between them… and I think we can all agree that that’s Chlamydia Ridge…”<\/p>\n
“Well, it’s made no violent action thus far except killing an elf…”<\/p>\n
“I remember. Yog-sothoth is the doorknob.”<\/p>\n
“We’ve replaced this halfling’s saddle with a dragon’s head!”<\/p>\n
“No, I think we’re going to avoid the bleeding scrotum for the evening.”<\/p>\n
“Fuck Yog-sothoth, I want to fling dicks!”<\/p>\n
“Johanna’s diseased virtue is intact…”<\/p>\n
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