“I haven’t seen a good PowerPoint about our game in a while.”
\n“I haven’t ever seen a good PowerPoint about our game…”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“It’s just a PowerPoint presentation! It doesn’t give hand jobs!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t have any PhotoShop skills…”
\n“You barely have any PowerPoint skills.”<\/p>\n
“There’s only one truck in this province.”<\/p>\n
“I realize you always get your man, but didn’t you already have him?”<\/p>\n
“She’s very cultured.”
\n“So am I!”
\n“She’s also the daughter of the villain!”
\n“So am I!”<\/p>\n
“Apparently he doesn’t speak slow, angry pointing.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a full-service hostage.”<\/p>\n
“They speak machine-gun!”<\/p>\n
“Those feet were American!”<\/p>\n
“I’m taking my gold mind and seceding from Canada! Sure, I’ll be surrounded on 4 sides by Canada, but…”<\/p>\n
“It’s an abandoned gold mine! There’s not even any gold!”
\n“Shut up! I’m offering it to him!”<\/p>\n
“You’ve created a racially specific gas.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a profiling gas.”<\/p>\n
“How did 5 Americans and a German come to the rescue of Canada, anyway?”<\/p>\n
“I’m never coming back to this God forsaken country.”
\n“Well, you’re always welcome in Rappaportopia.”<\/p>\n
“He’s trying to increase the score of Canada versus China.”<\/p>\n
*in a German accent* “That’s funny. Those foreigners can’t speak English worth a damn.”<\/p>\n
“Canada does not own anything BELOW Canada.”<\/p>\n
“Canada is only skin deep.”<\/p>\n
“People are exposed to the gas, and they become STUPID.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, Jack, I’m going to shoot you most of all.”<\/p>\n
“By the way, if you need a sperm sample, check the couch.”<\/p>\n
“You are on Canadian soil!”
\n“No! We’re _below_ Canadian soil!”<\/p>\n
“What is it with FEET in this country?!”<\/p>\n
“I’ve been making love to that couch all night because Mei Ling won’t lay down.”<\/p>\n
“She indicates she wants to go back to civilization.”
\n“Uhh… this is Canada. We don’t have that here.”<\/p>\n
“What a coincidence, I’m _from_ civilization!”<\/p>\n
“You can’t be a country if you don’t have any guns!”
\n“We have a flag!”
\n“Yeah, I hung up my jacket.”<\/p>\n
“Visions of Splenda? I prefer Sweet-N-Low…”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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