“What are you doing?”
\n“Making a barrel of trolls?”
\n“Troll-tron!”
\n
\n“I came to slay trolls and chew bubblegum, and all I have is yogurt pretzels.”<\/p>\n
“Nyarlathotep is too much of a dick to worship.”
\n“As opposed to the rest of them?”<\/p>\n
“I’m prestidigitating his sword.\u00a0 It now has streamers and a bell.”<\/p>\n
“Augh, I’ve been tied up in my own intestines!\u00a0\u00a0 You guys are dicks!”<\/p>\n
“If I spend both my Hero points and all the spells I have left, can I just fill the room with magma and put us all out of our misery?”<\/p>\n
“So I can use Burning Gaze to burn out my own retinas, right?”<\/p>\n
“Be a better tool!\u00a0 Be a +1 tool!”<\/p>\n
“Great.\u00a0 That’s just what we need.\u00a0 Regenerating tentacles.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, and you have two trolls trapped in a circle we scratched on the ground!\u00a0 Speaking of good help!”<\/p>\n
“It’s always medical grade salt with you, isn’t it?”<\/p>\n
“She is going to murder me an extra kind of special, isn’t she?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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