“I didn’t know you were an Inquisitor, Jon.”
\n“Yeah, I just haven’t inquisited anyone yet.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“I can assure you that Agai is unlikely to surrender unless you can make ME cry.”<\/p>\n
“Sorry, we’re not going to play Go Fish with armor class here.”<\/p>\n
“He reaches into his ear… for his necklace… no, he doesn’t reach into his ear…”<\/p>\n
“Are those Whose Line Is It Anyway points?”<\/p>\n
“Sarah, +1 point for role-playing the smoke damage…”<\/p>\n
“That’s not smoke inhalation, that’s chip inhalation.”<\/p>\n
(In a room full of fire) “It’s not going to be a problem that I have a +1 Flaming crossbow, right?”<\/p>\n
“So what I’m hearing here is an owlbear-monk air strke.”<\/p>\n
“Just goes to show you – whether it be a giant cyclops or a wooden floor, there’s no obstacle we can’t punch through.”<\/p>\n
“We killed Agai and got his bag of holding.”
\n“Can we kill Another Guy?”
\n“That’s his brother.”<\/p>\n
“We’ve got the entire dungeon to ourselves?\u00a0 Why are we busting out?”<\/p>\n
“Hard labor in the medical grade salt mine?”<\/p>\n
“Look on the bright side.\u00a0 Everyone else who dies before us will be well-spiced jerky…”<\/p>\n
“That’s too bad, because I don’t have rules for awakening my sentience over time.”<\/p>\n
“Do you know how hard it was to find a king who likes owlbears and kobolds?”<\/p>\n
“We found out what happened!”
\n“He turned the fucking map sideways and everyone fell off!”<\/p>\n
“This guy is on the cover.\u00a0 Trust me, you’re going to get a turn.”<\/p>\n
“We’ve gone from fishing from armor class to fishing for damage?”<\/p>\n
“It’s a little too hot of a lead.\u00a0 We need a lukewarm lead.”<\/p>\n
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