“Isn’t necrophilia a victimless crime?”
\n
\n“HOW THE HELL DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?\u00a0 That was eight or ten years ago!”<\/p>\n
“Pfft.\u00a0 Sword?\u00a0 I’d have to roll a die to make a sword work.”<\/p>\n
“I’m still going to keep it maxed.\u00a0 Because that’s how I roll.\u00a0 Or rather, ride.”<\/p>\n
“You, your majesty, were looking at the island and thinking with your tactical mind: ‘harb harb hurb harb hurb hurb.'”<\/p>\n
“…And see what bees we stirred up.\u00a0 They just happened to be wyvern bees.”<\/p>\n
“Actually, you climbed into the pig’s ass to do your forging…”<\/p>\n
“Oh my god.\u00a0 Whoever thought of the black hole in the pig is my hero.”<\/p>\n
“I’m interested in the top half.\u00a0 Reinheit is interested in the bottom half.”<\/p>\n
“We brought back your daughter-jerky…”<\/p>\n
“Okay, what do gnomes call a human longbow?\u00a0 A siege weapon.”<\/p>\n
“That’s right.\u00a0 I can purify them before I start.”<\/p>\n
“It’s normally stuck in the eye socket or the mouth.”
\n“That… applies to a lot of things.”<\/p>\n
“Every question I asked in the interview,\u00a0 you answered something else!\u00a0 But the question you answered was better, so I took it!”<\/p>\n
“Kobolds get racial bonuses to trap making, which is what makes Feng’s daily commute lots of fun…”<\/p>\n
“I could detect evil on the water, but I don’t think it’s really going to do anything.”<\/p>\n
“That wasn’t my fault.”
\n“Was it the SOFA’s fault?”<\/p>\n
“You can’t be outsmarted by a sofa, Matt.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, but at least he hit something manly.”<\/p>\n
“We do not live in a world where tigers drop off trucks into the road…”<\/p>\n
“Oh, yeah.\u00a0 So when I get bisected…”<\/p>\n
“King, I can summon friendly celestial guinea pigs…”<\/p>\n
“A shark would be awkward, probably inappropriate.”<\/p>\n
“The trap is all psychological.\u00a0 The trap is just to distract us and waste time.”<\/p>\n
“Can you lift the portcullis?”
\n“Not as a strength 8 kobold.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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