“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.”
\n“… I’m a Disney princess…”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Yeah, the Canadian militia was pretty assertive about that [Rappaportopia]…”<\/p>\n
“The horse thief?! He should be easy to find; he’s in the Vancouver jail.”<\/p>\n
“I just want to say, of all the TERRIBLE things this group has done… You were really down on me about stealing the horse!”<\/p>\n
“I stole its innocence and dignity, that’s for sure.”<\/p>\n
“There are three steamer trunks. ONE of them… is a bar.”<\/p>\n
“People don’t up and vanish.”
\n“Russians do!”<\/p>\n
“I would like to take a moment to recognise that Strange has taken a big step forward in his life.”
\n“He hasn’t accused one of us!”
\n“Okay, TWO big steps forward.”<\/p>\n
“Nepalese. NOT Nipple-ease.”<\/p>\n
“Black Swans can’t jump?”<\/p>\n
“Uh… the horse is here! It’s material evidence!”<\/p>\n
“Nothing gets the taste of horse-fisting out of your mouth…”<\/p>\n
“What are you doing over there?”
\n“Painting my pirhana.”
\n“Is that what they call it these days?!”<\/p>\n
“Maybe we can re-establish Rappaportopia on top of the mountains? I mean, Nepal only goes so high…”<\/p>\n
“I’ve got three steamer trunks. One of them is my closet – my traveling closet.”<\/p>\n
“Please don’t ever cheer for your toxin sacks ever again…”<\/p>\n
“It’s found new ways to screw Yammy! The machine is learning!”<\/p>\n
“Can you fist a nickel?”<\/p>\n
“They’re Branch Moscovinians.”<\/p>\n
“We’re in the middle of NEPAL, and you’re making Waco jokes 20 years later?!”<\/p>\n
Regarding Patrick Swayze and Kurt Russell:
\n“They’re practically interchangable.”
\n“Not anymore…”<\/p>\n
“Didn’t you know? Nepal is the Vancouver of Russia!”<\/p>\n
“How much food and stuff do we have?”
\n“How much do you weigh?”<\/p>\n
“If I die, I’m going to throw myself off the mountain so you can’t eat me.”<\/p>\n
“REally?! After all the horse fisting, you’re concerned about a finger in a hole?!”<\/p>\n
“Did you say, ‘I’ve been blessed with skin cancer?!'”<\/p>\n
“Circle the steamer trunks!”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t tell her to shut up!”<\/p>\n
“Because the bullets will hit them, but they’re going to dodge that gun.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a zombie crab yeti!”<\/p>\n
“I’m a sex offender, not a saboteur, ok?”<\/p>\n
“In the dark, one furry end is as good as another.”<\/p>\n
“…and there it goes.”<\/p>\n
“So I get the jazz trio out of the third steamer trunk…”<\/p>\n
“Kahn has a penchant for carrying around dead things… arms, jokes from three weeks ago.”<\/p>\n
“You know, we can use that to our advantage! We can go get Bart a girl and then arrest her.”<\/p>\n
“Hang on. Are you saying the power of your cock turns women evil?”<\/p>\n
“‘Oh no, we were eaten by tiny jackrabbits?’ No. They say nothing.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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