“Note to self, Desna does not like indoor stairways…”
\n
\n“Um… it’s about the succession…”
\n“Crap.\u00a0 I’ve wandered into an Amber game.”<\/p>\n
“Come and face me like a man!”
\n“That’s racist!\u00a0 Can I face you like a halfling?”<\/p>\n
“Hey, another dog-guy.”
\n“They all stop.\u00a0 There’s a round of butt-sniffing.”<\/p>\n
“You can have a cup of ramen.\u00a0 It’s kind of like a vegetable.”<\/p>\n
“Now think about it… she’s a gnome… she’s not grabbing epaulets.”<\/p>\n
“Awww, Fisty.\u00a0 14 points of damage.\u00a0 He’s going easy on her because she’s a girl.”<\/p>\n
“I’m a caster; I’m all about ablative shielding.”<\/p>\n
“You can be fire resistant in the middle of a Hiroshima nuke all you want, and it’s not going to do much for you.\u00a0 ‘Oh, look, there’s a testicle.'”<\/p>\n
“Whoo-hoo, long distance defenstration.”<\/p>\n
“I have made the world’s first cannon, and it fires werewolves!”
\n“You made a dogapult!”<\/p>\n
“Was that sound… did it break the sound barrier?\u00a0 I think it just broke the sound barrier…”<\/p>\n
“He is in fact wearing blackened full plate… and it looks like it was blackened before the explosion.”<\/p>\n
“So is Rakael cousins with Bloody ‘Ell?\u00a0 Or Fucking ‘Ell?”<\/p>\n
“And… crumple.”
\n“Fister!”
\n“And he did.”<\/p>\n
“Well, there’s this annoying thing they do where they TALK to them instead of stave their head in with, like, a stone.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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