“Dude, you didn’t break your helmet – I farted in it!”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Rappaportopia is a real place! I’ve been there!”<\/p>\n
“The defense force consisted of an Arkansas toothpick…”<\/p>\n
“What *doesn’t* shoot at you a lot?”
\n“Bart. He’s more… stabby.”<\/p>\n
“I like to think that instead of being anachronistic, we’re the ones that *started* these jokes.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t worry. It’s 1928. You can sue *them*.”<\/p>\n
“Does it involve you going with the girls?”
\n“We don’t have any girls. Steve West isn’t here this week.”<\/p>\n
“You’re ready for some puppy adventure?”
\n*laughter*
\n“And the joke has come full circle…”<\/p>\n
“Did you just put one on as a glove?!”<\/p>\n
“Well, I established it wasn’t a hat. I thought maybe he assumed they were gloves.”<\/p>\n
“Do you even know what crocodiles are?”
\n“Yes. They’re like caribou, only ornery.”<\/p>\n
“Why do you have to make everything dirty?”
\n“Because that’s what I’m going to tell Stephanie…”<\/p>\n
“Hey, try not to miss a passageway. If we start a new passageway, we’ll never catch up with them.”<\/p>\n
“We have a drilling machine. We could technically go left indefinitely.”<\/p>\n
“I’d hate to think we go the wrong way and end up in Albuquerque… though at least it’d be warm.”<\/p>\n
“So, wait. There’s another way into this mountain that doesn’t involve swimming through arctic water?!”<\/p>\n
“I was actually talking to the doctor, but I guess a giant welt on the side of the head works just as well.”<\/p>\n
“Did we have a plan for what to do after we got here?”
\n“Did we have a plan?!”<\/p>\n
“Surprisingly, you have managed to sneak through an enemy encampment.”
\n“In a giant drilling machine!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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