“That song was so bad, it actually crashed iTunes.”
\n
\n“I was going to buy a helm of telepathy for my horse!”<\/p>\n
“He must have this!\u00a0 Not for the prosperity of the kingdom, but for the hilarity of the situation…”<\/p>\n
“I think an industrious centaur might hire himself out as a rickshaw taxicab…”<\/p>\n
“The King’s Arms is the brothel.\u00a0 We like to have all the whores in the King’s Arms.”<\/p>\n
“We are the hideous buzzsaws of justice here, and they are the soft balsawood of evil.”<\/p>\n
“Matt, will you stop fondling the soft balls of evil?”<\/p>\n
“You are closest to Golem D, who is slightly on fire and kind of in a world of hurt…”<\/p>\n
“Sir, I see a troll fisting a golem… I think I’m going to flee.”<\/p>\n
“I’d like to smush those together into one big sword…”<\/p>\n
“There used to be a nipple up there, and that’s where the city was.”<\/p>\n
“Tell your Armag the Thrice-Born…”
\n“Twice.”
\n“Right.\u00a0 Tell your Armag the Twice-Dead…”<\/p>\n
“It would appear our spearhead is made of harder stuff than your spearhead.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t cross the streams.”<\/p>\n
“Tip to tip, we always come out on top.”<\/p>\n
“I AM the barbarian conquerer, and I need to go level up… I’ll be back in a few.”<\/p>\n
“Are those the craven barbarians?\u00a0 Is that their clan name?”<\/p>\n
“They try to slur over it so it sounds like ‘raven’, but it’s ‘craven’.”<\/p>\n
“Are these actually brothels, or do we just send someone ahead to write ‘brothel’ on the building so the King will go there…?”<\/p>\n
“Is he voodoo?\u00a0 We have voodoo frog people?\u00a0 I immediately defect!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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