“I’m going to go to where the alcohol lives.”
\n
\n“I’m going to climb up into the nearest booster seat…”
\n“That’s a stool.”<\/p>\n
“…You’re not a kid.”
\n“No, ma’am.\u00a0 I’m guessing it was the five o’clock stubble that tipped out off.”<\/p>\n
“I am not going to get waylaid by this large woman tonight…”<\/p>\n
“Perception checks!”
\n“Twenty, modified.”
\n“…Best not spoken of in polite company.”<\/p>\n
“Wow.\u00a0 I never would have guessed that skull-boy was one of them.”<\/p>\n
“You know, Kacey is going to be very upset when he learns his horse is named Tubesock.”<\/p>\n
“This is the guy you see on the boat.”
\n“Oh god, it’s Mark Twain.”
\n“Or Einstein.”<\/p>\n
“We’re looking for earth’s tonsils at this point.”<\/p>\n
“The forces of evil will use it for something malicious.”
\n“Or we will need to breathe underwater.”<\/p>\n
“Let’s take something important.\u00a0 Like the plug.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t like the way that mermaid’s looking at me.”
\n“…It’s a piece of wood.”<\/p>\n
“Hey… we lost a label right in the middle.\u00a0 I guess that’s where we’re going to stick the prison?”<\/p>\n
(discussion of the lack of salt in the general store)
\n“That’s it!\u00a0 Kacey and Yammy have been here!”<\/p>\n
“I’m beginning to think you’re setting prices just to watch his face…”
\n“It’s straight out of the book!”<\/p>\n
“Like we need an apothecary.\u00a0 Especially a half-elf.”
\n“Could you… clarify?”<\/p>\n
“The existance of us three significantly lowers the average height…”<\/p>\n
“As far as I can tell at this point, we should make it a point to find the salt.\u00a0 Because horses like salt licks.”<\/p>\n
“Oh yeah.\u00a0 We were gaming.”
\n“Before I discovered my magical horse buttholes.”<\/p>\n
“How the hell do you bury someone out there?\u00a0 There’s no dirt!”
\n“They bury them in the sea.”
\n“That’s barbaric!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t have all that many accents in my repertoire.”
\n“Just go with Sam Elliot and everything will be ok.”<\/p>\n
“Dwarven beard sign language.”<\/p>\n
“Your dice are on…”
\n“What’s the opposite of fire?”
\n“I think ‘stand-by’ works…”<\/p>\n
“I am respectful of other people’s cultures and beliefs… until I have to kill them.”<\/p>\n
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