“The world’s not ready for a fat Mormon with a key-taur.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Have you ever been blindsided by country hams?”
\n“No, have you?”
\n“Yes! I can never go back to the state of Alabama.”<\/p>\n
“Maybe you should invent a knife that doesn’t kill people.”
\n“I did. It’s called a STICK.”<\/p>\n
“Oh my god, this is annoying and I can’t stop!”<\/p>\n
“I’ll cut off their big toe.”
\n“That’s because you’re impolite AND a savage.”<\/p>\n
“What’s the German word for ‘clusterfuck’?”
\n“Austria?”
\n“The Eastern Front?”
\n“Poland?”<\/p>\n
“What, are they going to go on a high-speed drill chase?”<\/p>\n
“Well, if someone siphons off the fuel, don’t drink it this time.”<\/p>\n
“It’s the area between Canada and the Kingdom of the Mole People.”
\n“Actually… they’re on our land…”<\/p>\n
“I don’t care. You don’t drink water where there are skeletons having a tea party. It’s just a RULE.”<\/p>\n
“One ring to steal them all….”
\n“And in the darkness fist them?”<\/p>\n
“…That’s a Wild West that I don’t want to be in.”<\/p>\n
“Rather than being flame-retardant, he was flame-retarded.”<\/p>\n
“*Sigh* Rappaportopia is still not a country…”<\/p>\n
“So we’re peeking, while they take their pants off. …Wait. That sounded dirtier than I intended.”<\/p>\n
“…A large pot.”
\n“How large?”
\n“Four Russians deep.”<\/p>\n
“How big is this town?”
\n“Not big enough for the both of us.”<\/p>\n
“I completely missed that we completed our quest hours ago! We know where the missing Russians are, and we don’t care!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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