“X-wings? OK.\u00a0 AT-ATs?\u00a0 OK.\u00a0 Ponies?\u00a0 Totally unbalancing.”
\n
\n“Don’t tempt me.\u00a0 I would take these Thin Mints with the intention to do good…”
\n“Dude, if you’re doing evil with Thin Mints…”<\/p>\n
“Sir? Why isn’t it dawn, sir?\u00a0 Someone has put us in a burlap bag, sir…”<\/p>\n
“It’s really bad when you get the reports that are ALL black.\u00a0 I don’t know what’s going on, but it must be bad!”<\/p>\n
“There is one person in this party who might be able to dress up as a woman… and it’s not the [female] rogue.”<\/p>\n
“You don’t need keys to operate an AT-AT, you just need it to form Voltron…”<\/p>\n
“This is a true sandbox moment.”
\n“I know, but…” [several objections]
\n“Okay, this is a true litterbox moment…”<\/p>\n
“I think we need a talking stick.”
\n“Can it have a lead weight?”
\n“Here.\u00a0 Whoever holds my blood pressure pills…”<\/p>\n
“That’s how you know we’re getting old.\u00a0 We’re gaming with my blood pressure pills.”<\/p>\n
“Well, whiskey dick is a real problem…”<\/p>\n
“And this is why we can’t have nice things.”
\n“There are SO many reasons why we can’t have nice things.”<\/p>\n
“Bryan, I’m going to get a bucket, and…”
\n“Take it to the widow?”<\/p>\n
“What’s wrong with you people?”
\n“Do you want a list?\u00a0 Shall I alphabetize it?\u00a0 Have you MET us?”<\/p>\n
“You know what?\u00a0 I don’t think you can handle guards.\u00a0 Let’s get you an ant farm, and maybe next year you can have guards.”<\/p>\n
“Sir, a broom elemental has been through here!”<\/p>\n
“It’s a disguise!\u00a0 It’s a bucket of guard!”<\/p>\n
“They both recently drank from the Everready teat.”
\n“SUCK MY LIGHTNING BOLT!”<\/p>\n
“So the Pittaxian daily news is going to read ‘Weird fetishist pantses castle guard.'”<\/p>\n
“I’m thinking a window…”
\n“Maybe a push?”
\n“Defenestrate a point – oh, that’s demonstrate a point.”<\/p>\n
“It’s kind of like magic Tourette’s.”<\/p>\n
“I do not have Prestidigitate today.\u00a0 Would you like to be lit up?”<\/p>\n
“If by charge you mean he starts charging, and I just open the door again.”<\/p>\n
“Why do you have that foul mutt?”
\n“It’s been perfectly delightful to me.”
\n“It hasn’t pooped twice.”<\/p>\n
“No, she’s just more than willing to believe that the insane king of Speerspitze will hire any monster he can find.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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