“Screw you, underwater tea party. We’re playing lava cards.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Oh! This is the flag of Rappaportopia! Two birds of freedom flying below the trees!”
\n“There’s three.”
\n“Oh. My cheek hid that one.”<\/p>\n
“Can I count to 30-Manitoba?”
\n“NO!”<\/p>\n
“I still have a bullet in this gun! Bart!”
\n“Don’t even think about it.”<\/p>\n
“He shot me! Last time I shot you, you stabbed me in the nose!”<\/p>\n
“I’ve spent many years with Otto. I’ve learned to spot a moron when I see one.”<\/p>\n
“You know… talk nicely to it… take it out for drinks…”
\n“Leave it on a yacht for weeks…”
\n“That wasn’t my fault!”<\/p>\n
“I’m not afraid of the dark. I just don’t love it, ok?”<\/p>\n
“so it’s one woof for yes, two woofs for no. right?”
\n“woof”
\n“right! wait what?”<\/p>\n
“Why are we talking to the computer?”
\n“Because it’s a database?”
\n“Because it’s the only thing we didn’t shoot.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, you went to Stab U!”
\n“Top of my class!”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, we could A-Team up one of those drills…”<\/p>\n
“Landing with a jetpack and a knife tells them I am out of my goddamn mind.”<\/p>\n
“Someone accused me of horse fisting, and I just ran with it. It adds to the mystique.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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