“Oh, I heard you.\u00a0 It’s all these monkeys that I heard too.”
\n“…all about virgins, raisins, whatever…”<\/p>\n
“I agree!\u00a0 He is horse’s ass!”<\/p>\n
“That’s right… because the coins don’t have his face.”<\/p>\n
“Really?\u00a0 We’re going there?”
\n“Hey, if Janet Jackson can do it on national television…”<\/p>\n
“Why do you keep running into my shield, Armag?\u00a0 Huh?\u00a0 Huh?”<\/p>\n
“What language did he speak?”
\n“Hallit.”
\n“I don’t think even my linguist knows that.\u00a0 So he speaks Halibut.”<\/p>\n
“Jason writes in Halibut.”<\/p>\n
“Aww.\u00a0 You got the owlbear all excited.”<\/p>\n
“It’s taser-paw!”<\/p>\n
“It’s a 20 point Indian burn…”<\/p>\n
“I will non-lethally bite his head off.”
\n“So, it’s a lick attack?”<\/p>\n
“How many licks does it take to get to the center of an Armag the Twice-Born?”<\/p>\n
“How much do you lick him for?”
\n“Uh… 22 points of licking.”
\n“Oh my god, that tongue is so rough!”<\/p>\n
“Okay, you get to come over and take care of the holes YOU put into him.”<\/p>\n
“I am a fucking badass when I’m using someone else’s fucking weapon…”<\/p>\n
“You’re much better at being Armag than Armag was.\u00a0 You should think about adopting the job…”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know if it’s worse that YOU said it, or that I thought it half a second before you did.”<\/p>\n
“It’s a masterwork broken glass bottle.”<\/p>\n
“If there’s an awkward moment, I dance to lighten the moment.”<\/p>\n
“But I’m not handing them the sword like it’s yesterday’s jam.”<\/p>\n
“Can I use Knowledge: Engineering to make the next building we build look way more expensive than it is?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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