“What channel was it on?\u00a0 The internet?”
\n
\n“Why would half-elves have a defoliant bomb?\u00a0 Do they hate half the forest?”<\/p>\n
[On merfolk]
\n“+2 Will, +2 Charisma…”
\n“Minus 2 legs..”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know how you get a half-ooze…”
\n“By sticking things where they don’t belong.”<\/p>\n
“See, he’s not in range of anyone but Kevin, so he’s really more of a danger to himself.”<\/p>\n
“Are you saying that one day, we might have a kobold president?”<\/p>\n
“I was talking to the big red death machine.”
\n“No, I knew you were talking to the big red retard.”<\/p>\n
“Well, also, Andros isn’t quite sure what a retard is, so he thinks it’s a compliment.”<\/p>\n
“He has retarded the enemy on many fronts!”<\/p>\n
“I said he was interested in monsters too.”
\n“No, you said ‘unusual beings.’\u00a0 That could be whores.”<\/p>\n
“We are no longer a mullet relationship.”<\/p>\n
“…I feel weird about this.”
\n“Yeah, but you’re putting it in your wallet.”<\/p>\n
“Aaaand now we meet Steve West, velociraptor fister.”<\/p>\n
“If they’re smart enough to open doors, they’re smart enough to have consensual sex.”<\/p>\n
“Rehearse was always…”
\n“Rehearse was NEVER…!”<\/p>\n
“Can I compete in contests?”
\n“Can I compete in rest?”<\/p>\n
“Re-education smut?”<\/p>\n
“And you thought sex with a centaur was weird for YOU.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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