“Then you can take romantic oatmeal baths together.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“It’s like the Aquaman of Pixar movies!”<\/p>\n
“Damn it. Stop talking about pizza! I’m trying to search for Finger Physics and I just typed ‘pizza’ instead!”<\/p>\n
“You guys made up Europe. There’s no such place.”<\/p>\n
“You’d know that if you weren’t planting fucking carrots!”<\/p>\n
“…why… am I an insult…?”<\/p>\n
“Is she loyal?”
\n“…To me.”
\n“I can fix that.”<\/p>\n
“Congratulations, Yammy. You just navigated a vertical height without taking an HOUR to do it!”<\/p>\n
“ohhhh…. I’m going to shoot you most of all…”<\/p>\n
“I bought you fruit today. Could you please point your peanuts at Yammy?”<\/p>\n
“Your mom tastes like cherry. ”
\n“Umm…. my mother was a horse.”
\n“…Wait. It’s been mommy issues this whole time?!”<\/p>\n
“I’m just going to sit here and try to hate you to death.”<\/p>\n
“Do we want to burn down the building and destroy all evidence?”
\n“NO!”
\n“Why?”
\n“We’re the good guys!”
\n“That’s never stopped us before.”<\/p>\n
“Did you know that he’s a crackpot… no… that’s me.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, so that’s why you nailed my wife. Because I stole your country.”<\/p>\n
“What do you mean – Canadian syphilis?”
\n“It’s just as deadly, but much more polite. In the end, all you can smell is back bacon.”<\/p>\n
“If the leader is in Siberia, we need to hit that.”
\n“That’s why we have Earnest!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know what Canadian sex sounds like, but this is what real sex sounds like.”<\/p>\n
“Look, Rappaport is defenseless. His only defense is to sleep with your wife again.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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