{"id":221,"date":"2012-04-14T22:36:41","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T03:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=221"},"modified":"2012-12-11T13:26:00","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T19:26:00","slug":"pathfinder-414","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2012\/04\/14\/pathfinder-414\/","title":{"rendered":"Pathfinder, 4\/14"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Oh, he’s only half vampire.\u00a0 He’s three feet under.”
\n“…Duke Zaboss.”
\n“Dude, can we just call him Baron Strahd?”
\n“I was just going to call him Zaphod.”<\/p>\n

“It looks like Helena Bonham Carter on a bad day.”<\/p>\n

“Didn’t you already dance to a woman’s crotch?”<\/p>\n

“Halflings were little humans, gnomes were little elves…”
\n“And dwarves were little shits.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Oh, he’s only half vampire. He’s three feet under.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pathfinder","tag-carrion-crown","wpcat-8-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":403,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}