“But some people are different.\u00a0 Some people have seen less Schwarzenegger movies than I have.”
\n
\n“Reinheit’s the best man.”<\/p>\n
“The horse does not sleep in my room!\u00a0 He only appears when there’s trouble!”
\n“So when there’s a thunderstorm…”<\/p>\n
“It’s not my fault we’re thunder-buddies!”<\/p>\n
“Hoon!\u00a0 They’re crafty little dancers!\u00a0 They’ll shake anything that’s not nailed down!”<\/p>\n
“She can’t move, but she’ll never fall down!”
\n“It’s the world’s first steampunk wedding dress!”<\/p>\n
“It goes on like Iron Man’s armor and walks her down the aisle whether she wants to go or not.”<\/p>\n
“I hire a group of engineers not burdened by morals to do a fireworks display for us…”<\/p>\n
“Why morally ambiguous?”
\n“I want it to be awesome!”<\/p>\n
“It was extremely convinced to come devour our city on this memorial day.”<\/p>\n
“They’re like paladins!\u00a0 You can’t eat the shell, but the meat inside was fantastic!”<\/p>\n
“Morally ambiguous fireworks!”
\n“It was a wonderful celebration – 27 courses, and only 6 peasants caught on fire!”<\/p>\n
“They give you a bill for 1000 pingpong balls.”
\n“I hand it to the treasurer…”<\/p>\n
“For those of you without the benefit of a long, sticky tongue, we have Feng to lengthen it for you.”<\/p>\n
“As in professional kobolds.”
\n“As opposed to the amature kobolds.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t druids despoil nature despoilerers.”<\/p>\n
“For the next three months, the kingdom considers it your duty to sire an heir.”
\n“Would that be riding?\u00a0 Because if it is, I got a 27.”<\/p>\n
“Okay.\u00a0 I don’t want to decide what kind of check it is to determine whether you get your wife pregnant.”<\/p>\n
“I do nothing to prevent the creation of smaller Andrii.”<\/p>\n
“What?!\u00a0 We spent 2 hours setting up a wedding, 7 seconds having sex, and then she dies?!”<\/p>\n
“Well, if my wife is dead, what I really need is the spell Raise Child.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know that childbirth counts as a Death effect.”<\/p>\n
“…all without spilling the glass of absinthe she was drinking when the chimera attacks.”
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