“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
\n“Because you slept with my wife!”
\n“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“Technically, we’re still in Russian airspace. Nothing has been invaded – EXCEPT MY MARITAL BED!”<\/p>\n
“I’m terrible at scouting…”
\n“You wait on the plane.”
\n“I’m GREAT at waiting!”<\/p>\n
“Really? ‘Cause I see an injury from Rappaportopia every time I look into Otto’s eyes.”<\/p>\n
“If you didn’t want a gun used, you sent the wrong man!”
\n“If you didn’t want your wife slept with, you sent the wrong man!”<\/p>\n
“So you wanted me to go out and break an elk?”
\n“I figured it was totally within your abilities…”<\/p>\n
“…Where is Strange when he could be hilarious?”<\/p>\n
“Two bears enter, one bear leaves. Two bears enter, one bear leaves.”<\/p>\n
“You think the polar bear god would want the elk?”<\/p>\n
“He gave it a girl’s name. How… serial-killer-y.”<\/p>\n
“That’s what you get for having a mail order bride.”
\n“Hey, you were there!”
\n“What, were you the delivery man?”<\/p>\n
“And all the time I continue to bedazzle the bear god…”
\n“You cover him in rhinestones?”<\/p>\n
“We’re underground, that means we’re technically on your home ground.”
\n“Rappaportopia!”<\/p>\n
“Were you going to pickpocket dynamite into it? Because that’s what I was going to do.”<\/p>\n
“It’s SCIENCE!”
\n“So is BALLISTICS!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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