{"id":230,"date":"2012-05-31T18:14:18","date_gmt":"2012-05-31T23:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/?p=230"},"modified":"2012-12-11T13:15:08","modified_gmt":"2012-12-11T19:15:08","slug":"pathfinder-56","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/2012\/05\/31\/pathfinder-56\/","title":{"rendered":"Pathfinder, 5\/6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I killed him, at the other table&#8230;&#8221;\u00a0 &lt;explanation followed&gt;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, then, you don&#8217;t deserve a dog.\u00a0 Turn that off.&#8221;<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve been a smartass for 12 levels.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not going to stop now!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You vomited three times when I took his head off to add the flamethrower!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s not right to take the head off somebody like that!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s lovely&#8230; it&#8217;s beautiful&#8230; it&#8217;s full of corpses&#8230;!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m in what&#8217;s referred to as the splatter zone.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No sixes, no ones.\u00a0 That&#8217;s statistically improbable.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Just like Bryan.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I killed him, at the other table&#8230;&#8221;  <explanation followed><br \/>\n&#8220;Well, then, you don&#8217;t deserve a dog.  Turn that off.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[11],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pathfinder","tag-carrion-crown","wpcat-8-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":390,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions\/390"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/gamequotes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}