Pre-game:
\n“That wouldn’t have flown in 1977.”
\n“It’s a good thing I play in 2012.”
\n“Well, you don’t…”
\n“Touche.”
\n
\n“You have created a blizzard of angry, evil toothpicks.”<\/p>\n
“The one that’s on you is going to grapple you to try to get your fucking backpack, because that’s where the bombs are, you fucking fire-throwing douche.”<\/p>\n
“I would thrust bombs.”
\n“I would thrust bombs all day…”<\/p>\n
“Your Majesty?\u00a0 How much do you trust your alchemist?”
\n“Not at all.”<\/p>\n
“It was dead before I rolled the dice, wasn’t it?”
\n“No, it had two hit points left… and then you rolled 4 d10s…”<\/p>\n
“Do the trees have any loot?”
\n“They could have low-hanging fruit…”<\/p>\n
“We are not having a food fight with the trees’ low-hanging fruit.”<\/p>\n
“These bulbous fruit are redacted.”<\/p>\n
“Do we get, like, extra XP tonight?\u00a0 Because we have defeated the gamemaster…”<\/p>\n
“So there’s the description, should anyone have been coherent enough to hear it.”<\/p>\n
“All right.\u00a0 I put bear traps in my ears.”<\/p>\n
“We only appreciate medically correct humor.”<\/p>\n
“All right, you’re going to take a -2 penalty if you don’t shut your king up.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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\n“That wouldn’t have flown in 1977.”
\n“It’s a good thing I play in 2012.”
\n“Well, you don’t…”
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