“Not in this group.”
\n“What are you afraid that we’d do, that you don’t want to play Emma Frost?”
\n
\n“Just play my arch-nemesis, gravity!”<\/p>\n
“You know, the same thing could be said of Edward Penis-hands.”<\/p>\n
“Actually, I’m not terrible at it… Wait, no.\u00a0 That’s my horse.”
\n“Your horse can climb?!”<\/p>\n
“We’re like a buoy.\u00a0 We sink all the way into the water and bob back up.”<\/p>\n
“Turns out, it also has lower AC on the inside.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t have an effective plan.\u00a0 But I have a Yammy plan.”<\/p>\n
“One of you needs to have a halfling hat.\u00a0 A hatling, as it were.”<\/p>\n
“*He’s* a little racist.”\u00a0 *points at the halfling*<\/p>\n
“The one attacking Alexei is the one that just finished eating Feng.”
\n“It didn’t finish eating Feng!”
\n“No, no, it’s done.”<\/p>\n
“I mean, I know there’s water involved, but he can still kill it with fire.”<\/p>\n
“…conglomerate of houses… right angles unwelcome.”
\n“Oh, shit.\u00a0 It is a house elemental.”<\/p>\n
“Or, you could come inside.”
\n“It’s a trap.”
\n“No, it’s not a trap.”
\n“No, it’s a trap.”<\/p>\n
“Here’s what we do.\u00a0 We get her in the same room, and I throw a confusion bomb at her.\u00a0 And then she’ll be all like, ‘I exploded and now I’m confused.’\u00a0 And then we’ll be like, ‘That’s sex with a halfling.'”<\/p>\n
“Ah, wiggly crumpets.\u00a0 My favorite.”<\/p>\n
“First of all, I’m glad, with all my efforts to bring in all these other species… I’m going to be remembered for the fireworks.”<\/p>\n
“Which is interesting, because we tend to care least about the places we throw our trash.\u00a0 Like his lake.”<\/p>\n
“‘Sir, the soldiers are invading Olegton.’ ‘Fire the catapults!’ ‘Well, sir, you’ve destroyed three houses…'”<\/p>\n
“Can you do that?\u00a0 Can you offer me a home in your land?”
\n“Sure.\u00a0 We can put you next to the other creepy lady.”<\/p>\n
“And here’s your complimentary bag of nails.\u00a0 For your possessions.”
\n*everyone stares*
\n“To nail it all down?”
\n*laughing starts*<\/p>\n
“Welcome to Speerspitze.\u00a0 Nail your shit down.”<\/p>\n
“Have we mentioned that in Speerspitze, we have a huge kobold problem.\u00a0 Population.”<\/p>\n
“Welcome to Speerspitze.\u00a0 Here’s your bag of nails.”<\/p>\n
“That’s why we’re going to conquer Brevoy.\u00a0 We want humans.”
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