“Have you met my girlfriend?\u00a0 No, you haven’t.”
\n“I’m not sure she exists.”
\n“She really does exist!\u00a0 She really does exist in Canada.”
\n
\n“I’m sorry, Darryl.”
\n“That’s okay.”
\n“My AC is 43…”
\n“I’m not hearing it.”<\/p>\n
“My goddess is a goddess of childbirth, so I’m not allowed childbirth.\u00a0 Forgive me if I don’t consort with anybody.”<\/p>\n
“What kind of beads are they?”
\n“They’re anal beads!”<\/p>\n
“…I was about to ask if they started with an A and rhymed with banal…”<\/p>\n
“…Lesser prayer bead strand worth 9600 gold.”
\n“9700 to the Calistrians.\u00a0 9800 if I boil them first!”<\/p>\n
“I think she’s typing what we’re saying.\u00a0 You shouldn’t let her do that.”<\/p>\n
“Oh.\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 It’s a jello gnome.”<\/p>\n
“Mushrooms the size of…”
\n“Mushrooms!”<\/p>\n
“I mean, we go from anal beads to jello gnomes in like, one minute.”<\/p>\n
“Oh, no.\u00a0 No.\u00a0 I will KNOW when I’m drinking jello gnome cure serious wounds.”<\/p>\n
“I can do the anal beads.\u00a0 I cannot do the jello gnome hat.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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