“What about stuff like that?”
\n“Well, I have stuff.”
\n“What about that?”
\n
\n“I like to start in media res, because that’s the best way to start.”
\n“So everybody has d10 physical stress!”<\/p>\n
“Umm.\u00a0 My game is Earth 867-5309.”<\/p>\n
“So… we’ve been playing for 5 minutes and the game is already ruined?”<\/p>\n
“It’s almost like I can teleport.”
\n“But he’s not vomiting nearly enough.”
\n“He certainly is confused…”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to put the innocents out with Mjolnir!”<\/p>\n
“He’s not afraid of your poor grasp of geography!”
\n“He can’t see; he thinks he’s still in Hell’s Kitchen.”<\/p>\n
“New superhero game: shake Daredevil and throw him at the enemy!”<\/p>\n
“Nothing moves the Blob!\u00a0 Except the word of God…”<\/p>\n
“I don’t want to blast a church, but I think it’s the best option.”<\/p>\n
“I want to say, that as a god of an opposing religion, I condone and approve of this action.”<\/p>\n
“But destroy the church?!\u00a0 I contributed to the roof fund!”<\/p>\n
On psychics: “Yeah, you’ve gotta really worry about the ones that have hands AND blue beams.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to use the rubble as a ramp… and I’m going to try to take the head of that psychic clean off with my motorcycle.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, after a while that stops being a plot point and starts being a party trick.”<\/p>\n
“Hell appreciates what you just did.”
\n“The atheist robot doesn’t understand.”<\/p>\n
“I’m going to go stick a hand inside the Blob.”
\n“Ugh.\u00a0 You don’t know where that’s been!”
\n“Oh.\u00a0 Oh god.\u00a0 Is that a burrito?”<\/p>\n
On stretchy powers: “No, we allowed it after the Manaconda.\u00a0 We disallowed it after the halfling penis.”<\/p>\n
“This lightning bolt is so big, it’s the Blob of lightning bolts!”<\/p>\n
“Wait… are you saying that Thor and Ghost Rider going off alone in the city is a bad idea?”
\n“Please, god, don’t let this be a buddy flick…”<\/p>\n
“What’s the Kickstarter you want to do?”
\n“The first all-midget production of ‘The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas.'”<\/p>\n
“That’s why I didn’t put the Goblin in this game!\u00a0 Because I knew you’d kill him and steal his glider!”<\/p>\n
“He was run over as a child.\u00a0 He has the Goblin Walker.”
\n“No!\u00a0 The Goblin Segueway!”<\/p>\n
“Thor.\u00a0 God of Thunder.\u00a0 Not God of Wisdom.”<\/p>\n
“Hell-phone.”
\n“Hell-phone?”
\n“So you’re on AT&T.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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\n“Well, I have stuff.”
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