“…Notice that the clearing ahead is suspiciously… paved…”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
“I thought that was a pond! That’s a bear track?!”<\/p>\n
“When did Darryl turn into Short Round?”<\/p>\n
“So I’m going to hustle up to the corpse – I mean Feng. That will blow me – I MEAN BLOW MY TURN.”<\/p>\n
“It sounds like something you’d order at Taco Bell when you’re drunk.”<\/p>\n
“Bryan, I’m going to do two things. First, apologize for cheating, and second, buy the light crossbow that I tried to fire earlier…”<\/p>\n
“I rolled a 37 on Alchemy to make Mentos…”<\/p>\n
“I should remind you now that this book is called ‘Stolen Lands’, but it should be called ‘face-raping bears’.”<\/p>\n
“Would you like some slightly fondled elk meat?”
\n“Really? Really?!”
\n“You DID say Steve West…”<\/p>\n
“I am made of sugar. This is no good.”
\n“Like, ant-infested, crusty sugar?”<\/p>\n
“Arkady, this is only for you, as everyone else is thoroughly distracted by the strange fluid falling from the sky…”<\/p>\n
“If you were a gnome, you’d hit that!”
\n“With a flyswatter!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t see why only NPCs can give quests. Anybody wants a quest, kill that spider!”<\/p>\n
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