“Whaaaat?\u00a0 I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”
\n
\n“And Bryan, you have proven to be a divine caster.”
\n“No, no, I’ve proven to be an incompetent caster.”<\/p>\n
“I hate it when I get stabbed in the d-groin.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t make me knock over Bryan’s beer again.”<\/p>\n
“Juju zombies know they want to live…”
\n“Sort of.”
\n“‘I want to exist!\u00a0 I want to exist!'”<\/p>\n
“Did you just Hungry Pit a box?”
\n“Uh-huh.\u00a0 It was an important box.”<\/p>\n
“Ohhh.\u00a0 You’re playing with a dead lady’s box.”
\n“I’ve got gloves.”<\/p>\n
“I think I’ll cast Grease and put a bunch of them down, and then Fister can run and jump on them and slide…”
\n“So… Phylactery Slip-N-Slide?”<\/p>\n
“‘…In frightening familiar facades.’\u00a0 Fuck you and your alliteration, I managed it.”<\/p>\n
“‘Necromanty’ sounds like naughty underwear for litches.”<\/p>\n
“You’re wearing Necromanties again, aren’t’cha?”<\/p>\n
“You walked in on what was a ritual suicide before he saw eight people sitting in pools of blood and went, ‘BOOM!'”
\n“Now it’s a ritual barbecue.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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