“Also, Havok won’t let you VTOL the QuinJet because he won’t let the valet drive it away.”
\n
\n“You’re the chattiest toaster I’ve ever met.”<\/p>\n
“Mr. Ketch… you seem reasonable…”<\/p>\n
“…Or possibly try to sell Magneto custard.”
\n“That seems the most likely route.\u00a0 He IS full of milk.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, the QuinJet is a Skrull?”
\n“We’re all clueing in at our own rate…”<\/p>\n
“Oh, no!\u00a0 It’s a den of meteorologists!”
\n“Because we all know they live in dens.”<\/p>\n
“Do we need all need to write down our ideas on cards and shuffle them and draw one?”<\/p>\n
“When did we get an oompah band?”<\/p>\n
“Damn.\u00a0 That’s what I get for letting Havok do my makeup.”<\/p>\n
“You’re supposed to be leader of an X-Men team, not Thor’s makeup consultant!”
\n“That’s why his makeup is so bad!”<\/p>\n
“Don’t those things have deadman switches on them?”
\n“Not when they’re picked up by a magnetic tornado!”<\/p>\n
“This is… a totally new location.”
\n“That’s not full of meteorologists?”<\/p>\n
“So you’ve been talking up Olympic badminton?\u00a0 That’s like… talking up ants.”<\/p>\n
“A megaphone-amplified fart kazoo.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, uh.\u00a0 Your broken identicard has cheese on it.\u00a0 We don’t have a card for that; it really has cheese on it.”<\/p>\n
“In the Munich circus, you know what they called this?”
\n“Failure?”<\/p>\n
“This doesn’t look like biological weapons so much…”
\n“More toilet water.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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