“It puts the halfling in the bag.”
\n
\n“About halfway across, I throw up, miss my glider, and then I fist a horse.”<\/p>\n
“And I’m going to go litch right now.”
\n“Thorfin won’t.\u00a0 But Kevin will.”<\/p>\n
“…by Pharasma’s…”
\n“Holy nipples!”
\n“…Really, we went straight for the nipples?”<\/p>\n
“Right, so Bryan throws out a breas… blessing…”<\/p>\n
“I’m not going to continue to make breast jokes when I attack.\u00a0 Otherwise it’s going to become I’m lactating at him or something.”<\/p>\n
“Normally he’s a fucking twinkle-fairy of love and happiness compared to what I’ve just done…”<\/p>\n
“The Nipples of Pharasma have something to say to you!”<\/p>\n
“You even remarked when he gave 10% off, Bryan!”
\n“Yes, but I’m not as smart as I am…”<\/p>\n
“‘Handimal’?\u00a0 That’s worse than ‘Handimal Animal,’ which is what I say!”<\/p>\n
“There is no good reason to not attempt this crossing at night, in the most haunted kingdom, this close to the Whispering Tyrant’s lair, in the rough creepy woods.”<\/p>\n
“Awww, I found what Kevin wants when he gets old.”
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