“Do you work in the ball pit of Chuck-E-Cheese?”
\n“That’s why he wears orange all the time.\u00a0 He’s one of the balls!”
\n
\n“What’s the NHL?”
\n“The National Hockey League.”
\n“What’s hockey?”<\/p>\n
“It’s like curling, with boxing.”<\/p>\n
“Wait, did you say beating the shit out of each other or beating off each other…”<\/p>\n
“What’s a plutocrat?”
\n“Someone that still believes Pluto is a planet?”<\/p>\n
“I think we might have earned the name ‘insertion team,’ ’cause we fucked everything.”<\/p>\n
“He’s so sensitive, he can’t stop crying because he can’t see.”<\/p>\n
“We’re like seventeen florries underground.”
\n“Florries?”
\n“I started off with story and floor…”<\/p>\n
“Stealth team, let’s go!”
\n“Through the wall?”
\n“Through the wall.”<\/p>\n
“…You pretty much have no choice but to go skull and leather at this point.”
\n“Aw, I was just going to put a CD in!”<\/p>\n
“Yes, the Country Bear Cave in Disneyland is Tony Stark’s nemesis.”<\/p>\n
“We have a Summers!\u00a0 We can break anything!”<\/p>\n
“He dehydrates grapes?\u00a0 With his voice?\u00a0 That’s a supervillain power if I ever heard one!”<\/p>\n
“He is hated in the wine country of France, but loved in nursing homes everywhere.”<\/p>\n
“We’ve got to be the worst group for Daredevil to hang out with.\u00a0 I mean, explosions, explosions, god of thunder…”<\/p>\n
“You could depillitate ‘Chairface Chippendale’ on your own moon…”<\/p>\n
“Like, I’m such a Lord of Limbo, I can go under a rug.”<\/p>\n
“So there’s my third accent.\u00a0 I can do not-German, not-Russian, and not the pigs from Shrek.”<\/p>\n
“I’m pretty sure Crime Master does not cover first aid…”<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry.\u00a0 You were played by Ben Afflek.\u00a0 You’ve suffered enough.”
\n“Says the man whose favorite hero is Aquaman.”<\/p>\n
“Anyone get anything special when he removes Viper’s beating heart from her chest?”
\n“An erection?”<\/p>\n
“It was a Cards of Humanity moment; that was the funniest thing I could think to say.”<\/p>\n
“So you’re doing the Thor version of ‘Come at me, bro’?”<\/p>\n
“Hellfire is fueled by the screams of the burning.”
\n“Have you been to New York?”<\/p>\n
“Well, technically hellfire isn’t going to affect a billy club.\u00a0 It has no soul.”<\/p>\n
“That was a nuclear nurple.”<\/p>\n
“Isn’t it wonderful to be loved, Jason?”
\n“It is.\u00a0 I assume…”<\/p>\n
“I think we should form a new team, and call it ‘Demon Girl On the Table’.”<\/p>\n
“I call Havok’s pants.”<\/p>\n
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