“Does it die if it stops moving?”
\n“No.”
\n“Well, it’s not really a shark-dog, is it?”
\n
\n“Well, we bred the best of dogs [with sharks], and one of the best features of dogs is that they don’t die if they stop moving…”<\/p>\n
“It’s not a nurse shark.\u00a0 It’s a nursing home shark.”<\/p>\n
“The beard was asking for it.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, so we riot into their gun cases first…”<\/p>\n
“Daredevil’s like, ‘Why’s it so fucking dark?’\u00a0 ‘You’re blind!’\u00a0 ‘But I’m really sure the lighting is bad in here!'”<\/p>\n
“Daredevil should start every scene with, ‘Why’s it so dark in here?'”<\/p>\n
“Deadpool says ‘bazinga’?”
\n“He does now.”<\/p>\n
“It’s an earth where everyone has to talk like that.”
\n“Cajun earth!”<\/p>\n
“And three, we can apologize for my Cajun accent, we just can’t apologize enough.”<\/p>\n
“Did you say A, 2, 3?”<\/p>\n
“You’re the Danny Ketch Daredevil!”
\n“What?”
\n“He means Danny Rand…”<\/p>\n
“So that’s like Siri?\u00a0 Cerebro?\u00a0 Siri-bro?”<\/p>\n
“Siri-bro, find that girl!”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, Jean has d6 in Smoothing [Professor X’s] Eyebrows.”<\/p>\n
“He is able to point you to the remote swamps of New Jersey.”
\n“So all of it?”<\/p>\n
“I would trust Daredevil to drive before I trust Deadpool to drive.”<\/p>\n
“Who invited him?”
\n“I’m a sales-boosting crossover gimmick!”<\/p>\n
“You know there’s something wrong with your team when Gambit is your moral center.”<\/p>\n
“Look, dude, I’m trying to get my Captain Kirk on.\u00a0 Quit trying to cock-block me!”<\/p>\n
“…Is there another team I can be on?”
\n“I’ll start one with you, at that table over there…”<\/p>\n
“What are the real Champions doing?”
\n“The real Champions are being ashamed of themselves…”<\/p>\n
“Deadpool replaced the Invisible Woman, because they felt the team needed more femininity.”<\/p>\n
“You might as well sit down, Yammy.”
\n“No, no, I reserve my right to leave at any time…”<\/p>\n
“It’s Jersey.\u00a0 They’re creating Hell on Earth in Jersey.\u00a0 It’s ironic.”<\/p>\n
“Because in ze Munich Circus, I was actually a colossal ass.”<\/p>\n
“Wanna take an emotional stress?”
\n“Sure.”
\n“Wanna hit me with lightning next turn?”
\n“…I can…?”<\/p>\n
“No, no, I’m within YOUR notice.\u00a0 You’re just not within MY notice.”<\/p>\n
“Can I use 2 plot points to put New Jersey in space?”
\n“No.”
\n“Can I use 2 plot points to put New Jersey into the sun?”<\/p>\n
“Aand Nightcrawler… you have no idea what the hell’s going on, so you go next.”<\/p>\n
“Okay, here’s what I want to do.”
\n“Oh, god.”
\n“Oh boy.\u00a0 This may take a while, guys.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t want to know what Daredevil does with Cable and other people’s legs.”<\/p>\n
“OH GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGNETO… can you pick those locks?”<\/p>\n
“Congratulations, you just ripped Dr. Doom out of hell.”
\n“But I got two plot points!”<\/p>\n
“Can I find out what demon it is?\u00a0 And maybe exorcize it?”
\n“Are you taking it for a walk?”<\/p>\n
“She’s a comic book demoness, Matt.\u00a0 She’s…”
\n“She’s got boobs!”
\n“She’s got future lower back problems.”<\/p>\n
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