“Leave him there.\u00a0 Fuck him.”
\n“Mm-kay…”
\n“Not actually fuck him!”
\n
\n“He’ll still get in trouble, but he’ll be in the sunlight the whole time.”<\/p>\n
“We’ll leave him next to the steering wheel.\u00a0 That’s got to be a refreshing place.”<\/p>\n
“We have hogs?\u00a0 I thought we only had goats.”
\n“We do.\u00a0 They’re right next to the goats.\u00a0 They’re shorter and fatter.”<\/p>\n
“I mean, there’s only pig I can see, and we just laid him out on deck.”<\/p>\n
“You threw out your accent?”
\n“Yes.\u00a0 I think it was in the mustache.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, fancy-pants.\u00a0 These aren’t gills.\u00a0 These are murder-wounds.”<\/p>\n
“This ham tastes like wood.”
\n“No, that’s the plate.\u00a0 It’s on top of the ham.\u00a0 The ham is below and tastes like shoe.”<\/p>\n
“I’ve not received a single hug since I got on this ship!”<\/p>\n
“Sorry, I was paying attention to the sparkly, va-jazzled pennies.”
\n“…Yeah, it’s often like that.”<\/p>\n
“…The one that keeps a monster in his trousers.”
\n“Um… you’re going to have to be more specific.”<\/p>\n
“This is my fish-man ‘scorned, scepticim, and panic’ face.”<\/p>\n
“No, I’m going to get a life-size arm tattooed on my arm.”<\/p>\n
“Shhhh.\u00a0 I’m the spirit of the wind… and rolling pins…”<\/p>\n
“It was at Kroger.\u00a0 They were like, ‘Do you want mulling spices?’ And I was like, ‘I don’t know what that is, but hell yeah I want mulling spices.'”<\/p>\n
“I was going to say, ‘You’re going to show her your depth charge, aren’t you?'”<\/p>\n
“The DC is FIVE.”
\n“And yet Kacey and I fail SO OFTEN.”<\/p>\n
“Thanks, rum!\u00a0 You give GREAT advice!”<\/p>\n
“I need a rum hat.”
\n“You’ve GOT a rum hat!” *points at the rum*<\/p>\n
“Tell her you want to sand the splinters off her leg!”<\/p>\n
“I blow ass every time I drink the grog.”
\n“No, that’s blowing chunks.”
\n“No, I’m usually too passed-out for that.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, but the other guy’s short… orange… I think there’s something wrong with him.\u00a0 I don’t think he’s human.” (He’s a goblin…)<\/p>\n
“I will stab him in the forehead with a crowbar to give him a tattoo.”<\/p>\n
“I believe that harpoon just became a fish stick.”<\/p>\n
“Climb?\u00a0 Are you sure?\u00a0 Can it be something not climbing?”<\/p>\n
“Sorry, dude.”
\n“No, no, you rolled something other than a 6. You should do it more often!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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\n“Mm-kay…”
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