“…And flying a flag on fire is a sign of distress.”
\n“And if the flag is on fire, it’s a sign that they’re REALLY in distress.”
\n<\/p>\n
“Painting is so last year.\u00a0 Now, you make tiny, tiny outfits…”<\/p>\n
“I don’t think he gets an ‘Attaboy’.\u00a0 He’s a fish.”
\n“He hasn’t gotten an ‘Attafish’.”<\/p>\n
on Mark Wahlberg:
\n“He looks like that guy on Band of Brothers that you look at and go, ‘Damn, that guy looks an awful lot like Mark Wahlberg.'”<\/p>\n
“You’re… uh… not Phipps or Narwhal at all.”
\n“No, I’m Mary.”
\n“Is that your mini there?”
\n“Yes.”
\n“Oh.\u00a0 It’s… uh… very feminine.”<\/p>\n
“Hey, when I get nervous, my head-penis pops out.”
\n“…That’s going on Twitter, isn’t it?”
\n“I get nervous head-boners.”<\/p>\n
“Your feet are very hairy! You are not a very well-groomed human!”<\/p>\n
“See, this whole trip, they’ve been lured into a sense of overconfidence by my incompetence.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, I probably would have died again.\u00a0 That’s nothing new.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know what happened, Captain!\u00a0 He fell into my teeth!”<\/p>\n
[middle of a fight]
\n“All I can think of is the amount of pumping that isn’t getting done right now.”<\/p>\n
“I have climb.\u00a0 Magic climb.\u00a0 Not Yammy-climb.\u00a0 Real climb.”<\/p>\n
“See, don’t you wish you were Mr. Fantastic?”
\n“Noo.”
\n“Death before Fantastic powers.”<\/p>\n
“See, everyone that dies gets a choice – death or rubber powers.\u00a0 Nobody in history has chosen rubber powers.”<\/p>\n
“With his last gasp, he learned to speak Aquan.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know Fishguts that well, so let’s go with Cutthroat.\u00a0 You know you’ve made some bad decisions when those are your two best friends…”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t kill him! Well, I almost killed him. I guess I should have checked on him. He may have drowned. I… I was nervous.”<\/p>\n
“Why were you breaking into our quarters anyway? And now you’ve killed one of the crew!”
\n“Well, it’s not going well.”<\/p>\n
“We can blame it on rats!”
\n“Rats don’t have mouths – she places a hand on either side of your head – THIS BIG!”<\/p>\n
“Shark-rats?”
\n“Like the shark-dog?\u00a0 Now you’re blaming Bryan…”<\/p>\n
“If you didn’t bite so well, you wouldn’t be in this pickle…”<\/p>\n
“He looks down at the mangled corpse of his friend.”
\n“It’s not THAT mangled! Is he dead?”<\/p>\n
“It can’t be THAT mangled.\u00a0 I only bit him twice.”<\/p>\n
“Why do I always have to cover up a murder in these games?”<\/p>\n
“That’s the most important motivation of a pirate: make new friends!”<\/p>\n
“…Subdermal vents…”
\n“Subdermal vents? Bryan, that’s an asshole.”
\n“I was trying to say sub-surface thermal vents, and it came out subdermal vents…”<\/p>\n
“I deliver touch attacks from 30 feet away.\u00a0 I throw an axe…”<\/p>\n
“The court’s considered opinion is that you should be battered and fried…”<\/p>\n
“The boarding thing is still not working for me.”
\n“Ah.\u00a0 The whole climb thing.”
\n“No, the whole throwing thing.\u00a0 I missed the boat.”<\/p>\n
“I’ll cut you.\u00a0 I’ll cut you with my love stick.”
\n“Uh… Mary, I’m deeply disturbed by your love stick.”<\/p>\n
“Glazing…”
\n“Glazing bro!”
\n“A glazing bro, like on Ace of Cakes!”<\/p>\n
“Nope! I control the magic! The hat is tiny!”
\n“It’s dangling from your head-penis.”<\/p>\n
“It’s the second time the head-penis has come up!”<\/p>\n
“I’m pretty sure Collins got the penis out early.”<\/p>\n
“Aaaand that is… a number.”<\/p>\n
“I didn’t go henhhenhhenh with the rules… I stabbed a guy and bit him.”<\/p>\n
“Join our crew or join our supperrrrr…”<\/p>\n
“See, all he is is Sharkdog’s pants.\u00a0 No, wait… his collar.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t want to be carnal with you, even though your dance moves are premium.”<\/p>\n
“Here’s your ribbon, back in the box.”<\/p>\n
“Here’s your ribbon, back in the box, and take this potato to bake while you’re in there.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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