\u201cThey need a better name than spider-rabbits.\u201d
\n\u201cHow about \u2018Tom\u2019?\u201d
\n\u201cNipple-ease was one of the points of our last gaming session.\u201d
\n\u201cHehehehe.\u00a0 You said nipples have points.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI need to know where he\u2019s stabbing so I don\u2019t shoot in the same place.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShoot a guy three times by accident\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy don\u2019t we poke them with sticks and insult their mothers?\u201d
\n\u201cI choose insult their mothers.\u00a0 I\u2019m really good at that\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cWhat if we have a really pointy stick?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHe\u2019s really of no more use to me than a hat.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah\u2026 given the option of left or right\u2026 we WOULD spend the entire session building a tunneling machine to go straight.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDid I mention that I have a rave in one of my steamer trunks?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cLet\u2019s drown the Canadian!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat I really need is a gun that fires underwater.\u201d
\n\u201cThat\u2019s called a knife.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cShouldn\u2019t you have said that before you jumped in?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey may be amphibious.\u201d
\n\u201cYour mom\u2019s amphibious.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDude.\u00a0 Don\u2019t friggin\u2019 laugh.\u00a0 He\u2019s going to take your three steamer trunks and make a submarine\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI like testicles!\u201d
\n\u201cDamn that internet connection.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026Wearing nothing but a strategically placed maple leaf.\u201d
\n\u201cThat\u2019s how you secretly think of Ryan Reynolds, isn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd you say that, and now I\u2019m picturing it as Wookiee fur.\u201d
\n\u201cSo you\u2019re saying you\u2019re imagining a Canadian bush?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI think that\u2019s German for \u2018Stop being a girl!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSeriously.\u00a0 30 years from now, it\u2019ll be the search for Earnest Rappaport\u2019s third trunk.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThree steamer trunks\u2026 a birdcage\u2026 a spear gun\u2026 a sedan chair\u2026\u201d
\n\u201cWalk into a bar?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHalfway through the underwater passage, Dr. Cygnus tries to suck a scritcher.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou now have a heater-diaper.\u201d
\n\u201cToo hot!\u00a0 Too hot!\u201d
\n\u201cIt\u2019s fused to the hair!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe\u2019ll never have to choose again!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDude, you were all about the Canadian underground!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDude, remember the time I invaded your fake country?\u201d
\n\u201cRemember the time I invaded YOUR fake country (Canada)?\u201d
\n\u201c\u2026Well-played.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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