“OMG, it’s a clam!”
\n“…What?”
\n“It’s a bi-valve!”
\n“I think you just came up with a joke too nerdy for most of us.”
\n
\n“Oh god, we’re in the mollusk of your choice!”<\/p>\n
“Well, there’s the danger we know versus the danger that might just be all in our heads.”
\n“Right, so… the whirlpool.”<\/p>\n
“Into the mouth!\u00a0 I don’t know which way that is, but I want to go into the mouth!”<\/p>\n
“I swear by my father’s father’s name, I will some day roll two numbers on this die.”<\/p>\n
“It’s cunningly crafted to look like a dolphin.”
\n“And yet, someone cunningly crafted a tube so that we could have a dolphin.”<\/p>\n
“Someone feels slighted that they went out of their way to get a dolphin…”<\/p>\n
“Three weeks you had, no fucking base you did…”<\/p>\n
“I’ve got other things I can do.”
\n“Such as?”
\n“…Nothing…”<\/p>\n
“There are only two kinds of Grindylow… those for eatin’ and those for lovin’…”<\/p>\n
“So does it sound like whale song…?”
\n[whale song imitation happens]
\n“…No.”<\/p>\n
“The elemental plane of dolphins.”
\n“Dolphins as far as the eye can see!”
\n“It’s better than the elemental plane of bees.”
\n“Or of itch.”<\/p>\n
“Brave sir Rogaine?”
\n“Brave sir Rogaine rode forth from Balding Land… He was not afraid to shine…”<\/p>\n
“Fetishes.\u00a0 Not fetishists.\u00a0 I thought he said it was full of skeletal fetishists…”<\/p>\n
“That would be a stupid way to carry air.”
\n“What?”
\n“Concertina.”<\/p>\n
“The Lich from Ipanema goes swimming… and as he goes, people say, ‘Eugh, I’m not getting in the water…'”<\/p>\n
“Does anyone else hate these fish people.”
\n“Shh, we don’t talk about Gill when he’s not here.”
\n“I don’t hate these fish people any less that I hate any other fish people…”<\/p>\n
“‘Where’s its poison?’ That’s what you want to hear when you’re unconscious…”<\/p>\n
“I would like the creature… fuck, it’s not humanoid!”<\/p>\n
“Two ghouls enter, one ghoul leaves!”<\/p>\n
“Aww, we should have brought their god with us… Aww, we should have made tentacle hats!”<\/p>\n
“If you played some kind of water oboe, you’d still be in there!”<\/p>\n
“Because Jon will jump on that troll train.”<\/p>\n
“When we do finally get around to doing nonlethal damage, we do a whole shit-ton of it, don’t we?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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