“Well, if you let me get sell your equipment for you, you’ll come out with the same amount of money.”
\n
\n“Well, I’ve had it all along.\u00a0 I just didn’t whip it out because I didn’t want anyone to be jealous.”<\/p>\n
“YOU wrote the articles, with ‘no intent’ of being the captain, and all of a sudden, he’s dead and you’re the captain!”<\/p>\n
“Oh.\u00a0 I suddenly remembered where we are and what we’re doing.\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 Oh my.”<\/p>\n
“Technically, we have a fortress there.”
\n“It’s just in pieces.\u00a0 It’s a puzzle!”
\n“It’s a Lego fortress!”<\/p>\n
“Due to a stutter, the Human Cannonball became the Human Cannibal.”<\/p>\n
“I think all stories should end with ‘and then the dirigible crashed.'”<\/p>\n
“You think he ever gets tired of that pose?”
\n“Nah, I can sleep like that.”<\/p>\n
“Why are they still fishing if their ship is taking on water?”
\n“Fish can swim?”<\/p>\n
“You know, I feel like we’ve already pirated one fishing boat, and I feel like that’s our quota…”<\/p>\n
“Sounds like a trap.\u00a0 Better set it off; only way to know what’s in it.”<\/p>\n
“Send toxic boat to go meet sinking boat.”<\/p>\n
“Or just name it ‘fish man eats faces’, since that’s his ship.”<\/p>\n
“I want to board through the hole. … That wasn’t supposed to be a joke.\u00a0 I want to start on the lower decks. … That wasn’t supposed to be a joke either.”<\/p>\n
“Um… no.\u00a0 I have minuses to all things that would make me competent.”<\/p>\n
“Get over here, you fucker.”
\n“Do we have a flag that says that?”
\n“We do now.”
\n“She just writes it on the flag.”
\n“In my blood!”<\/p>\n
“That would be me!”
\n“Well, if you’re done bleeding everywhere and slacking off…”<\/p>\n
“Right, so if there’s ever a situation that looks like we should send a couple of people to scout… everyone should go.”<\/p>\n
“Yay!\u00a0 They still have our block and tackle!”<\/p>\n
“Believe me, if you were just a little bit smaller, I’d just shove you in my sack and carry you up there.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, the whole ‘message for you, sir’ is only funny if it’s an arrow.\u00a0 It’s a lot less funny if it’s a harpoon.”<\/p>\n
“Now, with the translator…”<\/p>\n
“Oh, I got it!”
\n“…Find some dice, you hippie.”<\/p>\n
“Captain!\u00a0 I see your junk!”
\n“It’s very impressive, isn’t it?”
\n“It’s very fast.”
\n“I don’t know, I’m having to use a spyglass to see it.”
\n“Don’t worry, it’s still covered in seamen, just like last time.”<\/p>\n
“And he’s a pirate from Port Peril, so we have no proof that he has not touched Mary T.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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