“Unless you’re afraid to sit between Bryan and I.\u00a0 We’re not velociraptors, you know.”
\n
\n“Because there’s an event in the next book that is going to happen, if I have to drag your dead, lifeless corpses to it!”<\/p>\n
“I came in at the wrong time… I came in to, ‘What are YOUR nipples doing?'”<\/p>\n
“You guys still don’t trust Mary.\u00a0 She was trustworthy.”
\n“Uh, I have three vials of antitoxin that say otherwise.”<\/p>\n
“So that was your ‘talk to Darryl about his nipples’ song?”<\/p>\n
“We should put cannons in bags of holding.\u00a0 Then we can shoot them from inside the ship!\u00a0 ‘Sir, we’re being shot at!’ ‘From where?’ ‘We don’t know…'”<\/p>\n
“What’s his name had it.”
\n“Jesus?”
\n“No…”
\n“Reinheidt!”
\n“No, not the horse…”<\/p>\n
“I will not save you from sexual innuendo but I will save you from racism.”<\/p>\n
“Because it was Hawver’s birthday, and the best present we could give him was to devour his children.”<\/p>\n
“Bryan, what’s your character’s name?”
\n“Salvatine de Versa.”
\n“I”m going to kill you all.”<\/p>\n
“I need to run downstairs and buy gayer dice.”<\/p>\n
“I wasted a feat slot so I could go last less.”<\/p>\n
“Bryan, slap yourself until forgiven.”
\n“I thought it was bang my head against something until forgiven.”<\/p>\n
“You know, five characters have died since you were last here.”
\n“Are you lying?”
\n“Nope!\u00a0 And two of them were mine!”<\/p>\n
“Is it creepy?\u00a0 Did it get creepy?\u00a0 I was going for creepy.”
\n“No, it’s just cheerful.”<\/p>\n
“Does she scream AND rage or scream IN rage?”
\n“Which would you hate more?”<\/p>\n
“That’s what I don’t understand.\u00a0 Why does the fish have such good climb?”<\/p>\n
“Mr. Myagi taught the fishman karate?”
\n“Yeah, that was Karate Kid 3.”<\/p>\n
“My thought on it is, he’s now captain of the problem.”<\/p>\n
“I’m not offended if it was intentional.\u00a0 I’m much more offended if it was unintentional.”<\/p>\n
“With my pistol?\u00a0 Do you want me to shoot at your back where the invisible creature is?”<\/p>\n
“It’s a penis.\u00a0 You’re shooting at a penis.”
\n“You just took a penis to the ankle.”
\n“I’m sure that’s a website…”<\/p>\n
“I don’t like crabs.”
\n“That’s why we got rid of Mary T.”<\/p>\n
“Hold me closely, tiny viiiiperrr.”<\/p>\n
“It is still alive.”
\n“That is the toughest penis I have ever seen.”<\/p>\n
“We have a map?”
\n“Yeah, it’s that flap of skin he’s waving around.”<\/p>\n
“Jesus.\u00a0 You aren’t even looking.”
\n“I delegate.”<\/p>\n
“Dude, there’s what, seven of them?\u00a0 They can all live in the goat pen.”<\/p>\n
“You have Profession: Sailor; you don’t get seasick.”
\n“It was all theoretical.\u00a0 I learned on board a ship in drydock…”<\/p>\n
“The closest word to that in Dwarf is ‘stick.'”
\n“We have three hundred different words for stone.”
\n“But if it’s made of wood, it’s a stick.”<\/p>\n
“That particularly odd-shaped stick there moves the ship around, from what I understand.”<\/p>\n
“Are you twittering my lithp?”
\n“No.”
\n“Good.\u00a0 I’m not sure how that would tweet.”<\/p>\n
“I… don’t have siege engineering any more.”
\n“Did you need sign language for that?\u00a0 Was that even sign language?”<\/p>\n
“Why does the fith man laugh whenever I talk?”
\n“On the other ship.\u00a0 He can hear you on the other ship.”<\/p>\n
“We just have to wait until dawn and look for something that looks like the captain’s nut.\u00a0 By the way, drop your pants.”<\/p>\n
“The boat has many noises as it sits at anchor.\u00a0 However, ‘ahhh!’ isn’t one of them.”<\/p>\n
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