“‘You are victorious.’\u00a0 It’s wrong.\u00a0 You are Kacey.”
\n
\n“That’s not a hat.”
\n“Yes it is.”
\n“If you say it’s a hat because it’s on your head, I’m going to come over there and kick you.”<\/p>\n
“Why are you reducing the power level of the dungeon?\u00a0 We’re only missing Matt and John…”<\/p>\n
“God.\u00a0 One of the employees could happen upon a customer!”<\/p>\n
“Or you let Matt look at it funny, and it tears.”
\n“You guys were saying you can’t have half a map…”<\/p>\n
“Isn’t a wingman supposed to help you get laid…?”
\n“That’s why I want you to be my tailgunner.”<\/p>\n
“What’s in that ovular room?”
\n“Eggs.”<\/p>\n
“What’s in the ovulating room, Kevin?”<\/p>\n
“I’m sorry, I was trying to be serious, and then… eggs.”<\/p>\n
“You spent all of that time trying to decide if you’d misspoke?”
\n“I thought ovular had something to do with ovals.”<\/p>\n
“Is it sad that ‘ovular room’ is the highest thing on our list of accomplishments tonight?”<\/p>\n
“I can’t participate in the conversation, but I’m smart-mouthing it anyway.”<\/p>\n
“I only offend them when I’m trying to be nice and I’m a fish monster.\u00a0 These are fish monsters.”<\/p>\n
“Well, we do intend to take their treasure.”
\n“I won’t tell him that.”<\/p>\n
“I don’t like speaking fishman because I can’t gobble for, like, a day afterwards.”<\/p>\n
“Have you ever gobbled at a turkey and had it gobble back?\u00a0 It’s amazing.”<\/p>\n
“Did you just tinfoil spyglass my tits?”<\/p>\n
“Well, I think since we sent our champion in to poke him in the eye, we should do something.\u00a0 We sent Moe Howard in…”<\/p>\n
“Do you know how many balls it takes to go up and poke the king in the eye?”
\n“None.”
\n“Right.\u00a0 Fish don’t have balls.”<\/p>\n
“We’ll be sure to call a fishman lawyer.”<\/p>\n
“I understand it’s mano y mano, but our mano just got his butt kicked.”<\/p>\n
“It doesn’t get better if you’re looking at Collins’s boobs.”<\/p>\n
“Aww, he broke one.\u00a0 He destroyed your opera glasses of naughtiness.”<\/p>\n
“Stop staring at my parts!”<\/p>\n
“I don’t know about you, but I don’t go down on fish people.”<\/p>\n
“Aren’t you glad you aren’t a human?”<\/p>\n
“It’s an awesome fucking chair.”
\n“No, let’s be respectful of their species.\u00a0 It’s an awesome egg-laying chair.”<\/p>\n
“We should have the fish-man lick the seals.”
\n“No.\u00a0 Now, if they were live seals…”<\/p>\n
“You know, I’m laughing, but I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that went to live seals…”<\/p>\n
“Keep my private life out of this!”<\/p>\n
“This is why I’m not allowed in Sea World any more.”<\/p>\n
“Uh… that’s high enough that… uh… it’s math.”<\/p>\n
“Once again, Yeveny saves the day, as he notices a key in a hollow above the chest.”
\n“I think I can disable it!”<\/p>\n
“It’s Schroedinger’s Kraken right now.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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