“Mistress.”
\n“No, Mystery. Savage Mystery.”
\n“I know, but I’m going to call it Savage Mistress, because he’s cheating on us with his ship.”
\n
\n“Obviously, you gave up competency.”<\/p>\n
“New chick, put on Mary T’s armor!”
\n“Nooo.\u00a0 ‘Physician, heal thyself,’ only goes so far.”<\/p>\n
“So what you’re saying is that you’re still going to snort burnt paper in two years?”<\/p>\n
“No, I don’t understand it; it’s the first time I’ve seen chains that aren’t attached to Mary T.”<\/p>\n
“Because I understand from my crew that you’re a bag of dicks.\u00a0 You’re my two favorite things: a colossal dick and a raging asshole!”<\/p>\n
“You know me and boat things.\u00a0 I don’t do boat things.”<\/p>\n
“That’s why I protest so much – because I don’t want you to know how much of a boat fiend I am.”<\/p>\n
“I’m looking at the stats on this and I am just aghast.”
\n“A GHAST!\u00a0 TURN UNDEAD!”<\/p>\n
“You remembered a boat thing!”<\/p>\n
“Ah.\u00a0 He likes to watch boat things on the internet.”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, but look at what we did last time with one inch of grey box.”
\n“I’m not putting up with that any more; if I get annoyed with it, you sink.”<\/p>\n
“Do we get an oar bonus?”
\n“No!\u00a0 Look, the ‘ore is over ‘ere!”<\/p>\n
“It was all sabotage until it became a race.”
\n“It started as a race, you dumbass!”<\/p>\n
“I just realized we HAVE an island.\u00a0 We just never go to it.”
\n“That’s because it’s full of people who hate us and a sheep pit.”<\/p>\n
“Do not make me… do the thing… where you remove the captain from being in charge and take charge yourself.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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